Winnersh Gardens Under Attack🚨

Something strange is happening in gardens across Winnersh as more and more reports are coming in of perfectly maintained lawns mysteriously disappearing, and even some ‘leaves being moved about’.

Apparently, homeowners all over Winnersh have reported waking up today to find their lush, green grass swapped for a soft, spongy moss carpet, and their gardens more generally ‘made to look a bit messy’.

One confused resident told us:

“My short grass has been swapped for long grass and my stripes have gone missing!!! Who’s behind this madness?”

But that’s not all.

Homeowners in Arbor lane and Bluebell Meadow recently reported ”piles of leaves appearing out of nowhere” with one resident confirming “someone’s plucked the leaves from the neighbours tree and spread them all in my flowerbeds, and even planted some weeds!”

Winnersh residents on the Reading Road were seemingly hit the hardest, with suspicions that county lines leaf rustlers could be targeting the community, probably from Bracknell or Slough.

Group CEO and Winnersh resident Paul from The Tidy Garden was quick to respond.

“It’s shocking that someone would steal lawn stripes or plant weeds without permission, adding it might be due to a natural rewilding phenomenon that happens annually, or potentially that today is April the first?”

He added, if you’ve just realised you’ve lost your lawn stripes, discovered weeds in the flower beds or noticed some wild bush that can’t be tamed, that he’d like to hear from you – TheTidyGardenAprilfools

Paul – TheTidyGarden.com
07752 640 510 🌿